DUMBASSES & ASSHOLES
I wrote a comedy called 'How do you make an asshole'. Basically it's about people trying to do what's right but they slowly turn into ASSHOLES. What makes them turn into an ASSHOLE? 90% of the time it's the DUMBASSES they encounter. I created the DUMBASS EFFECT and it is a written essay on the types of DUMBASSES I personally encounter. I don't care where you work, DUMBASSES abound and they are fruitful and they breed more DUMBASSES. In the DUMBASS EFFECT I actually call out names of DUMBASS people or organizations such as the ORANGE COUNTY LIBRARY SYSTEM, sorry actors such as ZACHARY LAREZ and unispiring models such as JOLYNE LOWERY.
With the advent of social media, these types of DUMBASSES actually think they are famous and wield influence. If I got paid everytime some would-be actor, model, dancer, singer or witer either backs out of a production last minute or don't even know their own schedule, I would be rich.
Another trend of these DUMBASSES is the habit of not being professional. Alot of these so-called 'models' and 'actors' can't even respond to legitimate offers. Therein lies the making of an ASSHOLE because when someone such as myself make a legitimate offer to these so-called 'artists' and they don't have the decent common courtesy to properly respond, THE ASSHOLE AGENDA begins to take shape. THE ASSHOLE AGENDA is where I don't waste time getting to know actors and models during auditions. Alot of times these actors and models love to talk about themselves and they feel an urgency to not get to the point and perform during audition and they end up wasting my time. THE ASSHOLE AGENDA is where I will stop paying these so-called talent's going rate because 8 out of 10 times they are not worth it and especially if they can't respond to a simple job offer. Part of getting paid set-rate is doing the basics and responding to potential job offers is as simple it gets. But everybody wants to be a star and not a REAL artist. I also love how these DUMBASSES don't take the time to read contracts. I created a ONE page contract and you would be amazed at how many of these so-called actors and models STILL don't understand or follow it. But everybody wants to be famous without having to work at it.
There are some evil ASSHOLES out there who sleep with those wanna-be models and actors just because they are either directors or producers, and you know what? Those models don't have much options because they get older and the job offers dry-up and since they acted like DUMBASSES in the past, those legitimate producers and directors will not hire them and therefore that's where those evil ASSHOLE directors and producers come in and take advantage of them.
THE ASSHOLE AGENDA will stay in effect because there will always be DUMBASSES out there who are not as talented as they think they are but yet they THINK they don't deserve to work or at least TRY to be professional.
Who is the perennial DUMBASSES of 2012? It has to be Heidi Fahrenbach, Yvonne Suhor and Jolyne Lowery. These 3 DUMBASSES actually tried to file criminal charges against myself because I made an unparallel music-video called SMOOTH CRIMINAL. These 3 DUMBASSES said I actually attempted to stalk and eventually kill PLAYBOY PLAYMATE MISS FEBRUARY 2006 - CASSANDRA LYNN. I got arrested but it didn't go to court because the state of Florida deemed the charges a waste of time and they threw it out of court. A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME. Below are 2 magical music-videos. The 1st music-video featured JOLYNE LOWERY before she became jealous of myself. It uses the song E.T. by Katy Perry. The 2nd magical music-video is the 12 minute mini-epic SMOOTH CRIMINAL starring MISS FEBRUARY 2006 - CASSANDRA LYNN. The direct-links are below.
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